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yumekyun:

Lets not forget these little gems from burial at sea ep 1&2

C AND J PLAY THE SKY BIOSHOCK

J:WHY IS THERE WATER
J:THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE SKY BIOSHOCK NOT THE WATER BIOSHOCK
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[large booming and red lights in the distance]
C:THE REAPERS ARE COMING
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J:"are you afraid of god booker?"
J:NO BUT I'M TERRIFIED OF HEIGHTS
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C:From what I remember standing in water is generally a bad idea
C:...Especially cult water
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J:I am pretty sure this is the exact opposite of what the founding fathers would have wanted
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C:Columbia is worse than Cerberus!
C:They literally throw their money away!
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J:Well shit that's not good
J:Can we buy some gloves?
C:Gloves haven't been invented yet!
C:We've got floating cities but no gloves
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J:So would we have not been attacked if we had hit that couple?
C:Probably
C:Or maybe the game would've just gone black and said "You Sir are a racist! You lose! Good day sir!"
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C:John Wilkes Booth is a hero???
C:That explains a lot
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Fink:Be the bee!
C:I want nothing to do with bees thanks
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Elizabeth:It'll be just like Les Misérables!
Elizabeth:These people will have better lives!
J:I'm sorry what version of Les Mis did you read exactly?
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J:Jeeze Elizabeth what do you WANT
C:She wants to go to Paris!
J:Well I want a PUPPY but you don-
C:Don't steal her line!

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